AHEM! SOMEONE refused to kiss me today!!!!!
The above sentence quite attn-grabbing hor?
Now,this was wat happened.....
In the morning,THIS PERSON & i arranged to haf breakfast at the kopi-shop at my place.
THIS PERSON & i have a habit of kissing each other everyday.
Then this morning,while we were still at the void deck of my block,i suddenly rem that we hadnt kiss each other.
Me: Hey! I haven kiss u yet. Wait... *looked ard everywhere to see if anyone was passing by* *Coast clear*
Me: *Turning back to this person* Come,i kiss u. *And so i leaned my head forward & gave this person a peck on the cheek...SMOOCH!* Ok,still no passerby. U kiss me now.
THIS PERSON: *shy look* Dun wan la.
Me: Noone's looking! Lai la! Hen Kuai De! *leaned my face closer to this person*
THIS PERSON: *very indignantly* Wo Bu Yao.
Me: Ok lo. Is alright de wat. *And so i let this person off*
The End
Yeah~ U muz be thinking "WOW. Din noe Ruru is so bold. Kissing someone in public! Tsk Tsk Tsk."
Hey!
I am very conservative de lo. And b4 anyone jumps to any conclusion,let me tell u sth.
THIS PERSON is none other than....................
my MOM la.
Chay!
Did i manage to fool anyone???
And oh yes,i do kiss my mom everyday. We kiss each other on the cheek everyday. To show our appreciation for each other mah. BTW,Mom is the ONLY WOman i'll kiss for now. Next female i'll kiss is my future daughter or daughterS. I'll kiss any cute girl(below 3yrs old de)but mind u,I AM NOT A PAEDOPHILE OK!!!!! I like babies/infants/toddlers. So if u r a gal but does not fit the criteria mentioned,then dun worry---i WONT kiss u. ahaha. GUYS r welcome. AHEM. But u muz be my BF la. Or if u r a baby boy/infant/toddler.
This post is so........cheeky. I dunno why. I feel high today.
Smile always | 4:20 pm
